PREEMPTIVE REVIEW: Max Payne 3
I fucking hate this game. I loathe it. I wish the people behind it died. They deserve to. They have defiled an untouchable series with such precise skill, it's so hard to even imagine that the goal of the project was to do anything but that. It is an insult so great, there isn't a single thing I can say about it that will do this vile sack of turd droppings justice. Or the opposite of justice. I don't know what the opposite word to justice is. But this game is that.
5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET
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