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Review: Take On Helicopters

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Trine 2

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Rage

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Limbo

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Saints Row The Third

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Uncharted 3

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Skyrim

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Uncharted 3

A lot of money, time and manpower went into making Uncharted 3 play itself.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Demons Souls

fuck you

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Deus Ex: Human Revolution

In this sequel to the most bad PC game ever made you play as JC Sheldon as you crawl through the duck vents and unravel the mysteries of bad voice acting. You are tasked with playing the game how you want to and this can sometimes lead to people shooting at you. The shooting is very bad but fans of the genre of Deus Ex will enjoy the part of the game where you are a coward and hide behind things. I was literally blown away when my desk fan exploded while I was playing this game and it was very emergent. What a shame. Also this game is very good!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Dirt 3

In this simulation of crashing into people and annoying them when you honk your horn, you have the right of way. You race in a desert and as delicious as that sounds you have to drift really good and win the race. There is a game where you have to defeat the robots by driving into the cardboard and not hitting the buildings which are very small. If you want you can be a zombie car which is a dramatic narrative because when you honk your horn you can sound like an iced cream man, and that is why you race in a desert.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Trackmania 2

In Trackmania 2 you play as a car that is from the dessert. A lot of the game is where you race very fast and as delicious as that sounds it is maybe the tracks aren't made very good because they have loopies and you fall off.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Bastion

Yo fuck that other game because Bastion is all up in the shit what is about listening to music because you are a person what lives in the sky what gets drunk and then murders black semen because of the voice in his head who is the kentucity fried chicken man!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Frozen Synapse

This game has really good music!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



RIFT

RIFT breaks all new ground in the mmo bussiness because it's terrible. haha oh wait that isn't new ground that's exactly the same ground as every other mmo you stupid fuck.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Bit Trip Runner

I am sorry to say but if you have rainbows in your game and you fart them out while listening to music and you're in space you are not a very good game and I would not like you to be played by me and the plot twist is that this game isn't very good.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Darksiders

I didn't like it but also I haven't played it yet but I bought it so I could make a review about it and that's realyl sad also THIS IS THE ONE HUNDREDETHED REVIEW FOR KRITZ.NET I HOPE YOU ENJOY HAVING MANY MORE REVIEWS TO COME! HA HA?

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Infamous 2

magic lightning man throws cars at monsters and then you get cutscenes where the monster dies and the cutscenes are really bad I don't like them and because of that this game isn't good. Also I almost forgot but the lightnig magic is really fun you should probably play it if you already own it!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



LA Noire

guys I already reviewed this game sorry

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



LA Noire

wait shit did I already reivew this game

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Vanquish

I have not played this game yet but on the cover it looks like it has robots and robots are pretty cool.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



The Witcher 2

I saw a hilarious review about this game on the internet but I don't know what it was so um I am sorry but you will have to find it yourself!!!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Kerbal Space Program

IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIIIINNNN~




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5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



LA Noire

In LA Noire you play as Detective Bullshit as you walk on top of naked ladies and jingle your spider sense all over them. You can't start denying my review, it's not like you have any PROOF that I'm wrong. Because sometimes, you need to shake the tree to see the bad games fall out.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



E3 Writeup 2011

They forgot the video games?

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET