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DOTA 2

A game for complete wankers.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Indie Game: The Movie

Indie Game: The Movie suffers from a distinct lack of player agency, uninspired "realistic" graphics and an excess of pre-rendered cutscenes that both hamper immersion and break flow of gameplay. There is a non-existent difficulty curve, rewarding anyone regardless of skill to complete literally one hundred percent of the content available.

It appears that options given to the player are completely arbitrary, and aside from minor differences in dialogue, the conclusion to Indie Game is identical no matter how you play.

When it comes down to it, Indie Game: The Movie provides a measly hour and a half experience. For the price tag, Kritz.net recommends venturing to 2012's wide variety of full-fledged experiences, such as Dear Esther, to entertain you.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Diablo III

The Diablo III PC/Mac Game revolves around an interesting plot which will keep you spell bound. while you are playing. This Strategy Video Game also has some similar setting as the Diablo II like Tristram. The Witch Doctor is a new character in this game, is reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer, The Barbarians in this strategy video game have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal on the basis of the use of their incredible physical prowess. Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Fez

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5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Journey

Muslim propaganda about exercising and making friends.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Blur

If I were the type to like racing games, which I don't, I don't think I would like Blur, which I also still don't.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



SOL: Exodus

SOL: Subtitle is a space shooter set in the far reaches of 2D Skybox Land, where voice acting and budgets are but a distant memory.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Mass Effect 3

Mass Effect 3 climaxes to a perfect synergy of players and developers making shit decisions.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Syndicate

It makes suicide fun! Relative to Syndicate, that is.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Dear Esther

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning

The long awaited sequel to Fable 2. I miss the poop jokes.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



QUBE

Extend blocks and roll balls. Surprisingly, it's not in the adult section.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Dustforce

If you are perfect at video games you might enjoy it. If you aren't, you can fuck off and die.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Serious Sam 3

Kinda like the old ones but not as good for a while but then is kinda like the old one but kinda like the old one, which is better.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Review: Take On Helicopters

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Trine 2

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Rage

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Limbo

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Saints Row The Third

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Uncharted 3

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Skyrim

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Uncharted 3

A lot of money, time and manpower went into making Uncharted 3 play itself.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Demons Souls

fuck you

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Deus Ex: Human Revolution

In this sequel to the most bad PC game ever made you play as JC Sheldon as you crawl through the duck vents and unravel the mysteries of bad voice acting. You are tasked with playing the game how you want to and this can sometimes lead to people shooting at you. The shooting is very bad but fans of the genre of Deus Ex will enjoy the part of the game where you are a coward and hide behind things. I was literally blown away when my desk fan exploded while I was playing this game and it was very emergent. What a shame. Also this game is very good!

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET



Dirt 3

In this simulation of crashing into people and annoying them when you honk your horn, you have the right of way. You race in a desert and as delicious as that sounds you have to drift really good and win the race. There is a game where you have to defeat the robots by driving into the cardboard and not hitting the buildings which are very small. If you want you can be a zombie car which is a dramatic narrative because when you honk your horn you can sound like an iced cream man, and that is why you race in a desert.

5/5 STARS -- KRITZ.NET